Welcome to UZESKO.
The United Zylofish Extremely Sensible & Kooky Organisation is dedicated to preserving and sharing the unique traditions, inventions and achievements of zylofish civilization.
We set fishy standards, produce fishy tools and develop fishy submarines to create fishy solutions to some of the fishiest problems in the universe - and help create peace in the process.
Through fishy research, fishy education and fishy doodles, we aim to connect with other water-based civilizations who may share interests in fishy justice, fishy harmony and burp-yodeling on pogo-stick periscopes.
Fishy dream exploration, fishy alien rescue, fishy time-travel and fishy healthcare delivery are some examples of the work UZESKO does with its five submarine headquarters across an intergalactic setting.
Trust me,
I'm a fish.
above: ancient hieroglyphs found on a seacave wall, Zylomajookia
above: a traditional Zylofish
'watering hole'
above: the flag of UZESKO, 5 stars representing the 5 Submarine HQ's
above: a zylofish coming-of-age ritual: jumping into a toilet
above: laughter sauce for making meals more funny (All-You-Can-Greet)
above: a flower-thrower - method of spreading flowers across a large area
UZESKO HQ:
Five Golden Subs
UZESKO promotes and sustains its mission through five purpose-built, state-of-the-art submarines. Each submarine navigates a separate arena of life which zylofish are especially adept in: Environment, Outer Space, Dreams, Time, and Wellbeing.
